THERE was one vital item missing when police in Fresno County, USA, were gathering evidence for a burglary.
A dog had eaten the burglary weapon - not so unlikely as it sounds for the "weapon" was an eight-inch sausage!
For reasons known only to himself, Antonio Vasquez, 22, broke into a house where two men were sleeping. He rubbed spices into one of the men and attacked the other with a sausage before running off with a handful of money he had snatched.
Antonio, possibly one of the most inept burglars in the world, dropped his wallet containing his ID before fleeing the house.
Just as well it was an open and shut case, for the discarded sausage was soon snaffled up by a neighbour's dog.
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